Well, friends. We’ve done it. We have reached peak internet. We now live in a world where the #SlamminSalmon challenge exists, and hooooooo boy, do we deserve it.
The prime (and most recent viral) example of this travesty is Aimee Lynn’s Monday Facebook video, in which she chugs a buttload of beer from a gigantic, freshly dead fish carcass. 🙂
When she comes up for air after a few seconds, she says “UuuuUuugh! That was awful!” Responding to the inevitable comments that come with a video like this one, Aimee explained she’d done it because (1) “if you ain’t first to do it, you’re last,” and (2) “I wanted to and was told I wouldn’t do it.” 🙂 🙂
As something like this generally needs further clarification, Aimee spoke to CBS 58 when the video hit 350,000 views (it’s now hovering right under a million). She said something about the fish’s throat getting caught in her throat in the process that is too gross to fully explain here, and also that she hopes to see more women do the same thing in the future.
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Who says we can’t have it all HAhahAHahhaHAha LADIES, WHO’S WITH ME, AMIRIGHT??